Do you know who I am?

Recently, there were news reports of a local elected official who appeared to be using her position to influence a police officer during a traffic stop. (She has since apologized.)

Since my career in broadcasting has given me a little recognition, I guess I could say, “Do You Know Who I Am?” when trying to get seated at a fancy restaurant.  But so far, that has not been an issue at my usual high-end dining options: Burger King, Hardee’s and Shoney’s.

There was one traffic stop, several years ago.  I did not pull out my celebrity card. (Actually, I don’t carry one.  I do however, have a Blockbuster card.  I don’t clean out my wallet very often).

I was twenty years old, and was the morning deejay on KZ-106, the powerful Chattanooga rock station.  I had just gotten off work, and was starving.  (When you’re twenty, hunger pains hit every fifteen minutes.  You eat a huge burger, and never gain a pound.  After you turn forty, you sniff an onion ring and go up two shirt sizes).

It just so happened that a new Wendy’s had opened that day in Red Bank, a mere five-minute drive from the radio station.  I had looked forward to this, much as a child anticipates Santa’s arrival.  I had never eaten a Wendy’s burger, so I considered it my duty to be among the first in line.

Evidently, I was a little too excited about that square burger.  Shortly after I turned on to Signal Mountain Road, I saw the dreaded blue light flashing in my rear view mirror.  I didn’t even try to pretend he was chasing someone else.  I was as guilty as Opie when he was taking credit for making all A’s, even though Miss Crump had made a mistake. Unlike Opie however, I was not particularly cute, and I didn’t have any writers to create an ending in which the cop would give me a hug and play his guitar on the front porch.

“Do you know how fast you’re going?” the man in blue asked.  “More than the speed limit, I know,” I said. As I handed him my driver’s license, he studied it for a moment.  “David Carroll, David Carroll,” he repeated.  “Where do I know that name from?”

“Well,” I replied, “I’m on the radio, you might have heard me…” He cut me off.  “Wait a minute! You’re on KZ-106, right?”  “Yes sir, that’s me.” He flashed a wide grin.

“I take my daughter to school every morning, and you’re all we listen to!” he exclaimed. As my head started to swell, he went on. “We think you’re funny, we like them jokes you tell, and how you make fun of the news.” I could already envision this speeding ticket being torn up and swept away by the wind.

“Hey listen,” he said. “Reckon you could play her a song in the morning?”  To avoid a ticket, I would have played a duet by Tiny Tim and Yoko Ono. “Absolutely,” I said.  Then he ripped a page out of his notepad, and asked for an autograph.  “Michelle will love this,” he said.  “She won’t believe I met you.”

I was just about to go on my merry way.  “One more thing,” he said. I started to comb my hair, figuring he wanted to grab a camera to capture a memento of our friendship.  He then handed me a citation, and still smiling broadly, he said, “You’ll need to come to Red Bank City Court on Monday at 2:30.  Be sure to bring sixty-two dollars in cash.  It was great to meet you!”

As promised, I played a song for his daughter the next day.  Maybe you’ve heard it.  “I Fought the Law, and the Law Won.”





About David Carroll

David Carroll is a longtime Chattanooga radio and TV broadcaster, and has anchored the evening news on WRCB-TV since 1987. He is the author of "Chattanooga Radio & Television" published by Arcadia.

8 thoughts on “Do you know who I am?

  1. Kent Teffeteller

    Great story, David. Hungry young DJ leads to ticket. My cars are conservative, have automatic transmissions, power everything, and steering knobs and hand controls. We are fellow broadcast pros, there is “The Only Stick Shift Kent Can Drive” which is a 3 on the Tree. It’s made by Gates, QRK, Russco, and others. It’s a broadcast turntable. I own a QRK 12-C/McMartin Broadcast example.

  2. Bill McCallie

    The story goes: Little Jimmie Dickens played an occasional nursing home gig in Nashville as other musicians would ask him to do as a favor. Jimmie gladly did this on occasion. After playing at the nursing home, one lady sat in the corner and seemed particularly unhappy. Being a kind soul himself, he asked her if she enjoyed the music….she replied “No I really didn’t”…with that he said “You don’t know who I am do you?”……She said “NO I don’t know who you are, but if you’ll check by the nurse’s station, I”m sure someone will know who you are.
    Fame is a fleeting thing…….got to get it when you can.

  3. Debra Cooper

    I absolutely LOVE this story. Thank you so much for sharing. It has been a long, tiring week and I truly need the laugh. Have a wonderful day!


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